Speaker, this coming weekend there will be a huge feast near Paarl - a very historic and unique event. Thousands of Van der Merwes will gather there to celebrate being the number one family in South Africa.
I am proud to announce that both Van der Merwes currently serving in this House, myself and the beautiful Liezl van der Merwe, will be there to add glory to this historic occasion.
Why do you discriminate against the other Van der Merwe?
Speaker, I forgot the other beautiful Van der Merwe, Sue. If we don't invite her, she will sue us.
Speaker, on a point of order: Is it parliamentary to tell Van der Merwe jokes in the Chamber?
Those are Van der Merwe jokes. It is understood.